txt 10 commandments

June 21 5 Comments Category: Uncategorized


A friend of mine sent me this not too long ago. I have been seeing it on several other blogs so I thought I would post it too. Pretty clever – wish I would have thought of this first! Below is a list of the 10 Commandments and how we would have gotten them if God had texted them to Moses. Can you figure them out? I guess I’m not up with the current text lingo. I didn’t know some of these…


GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

1. no1 b4 me. srsly. 

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r) 
5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl 
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob. 

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl. 

ttyl, JHWH. 

ps. wwjd?

(HT: McSweeny)

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  1. That's awesome

    Phillip Reid 21 June 2009 at 7:09 pm Permalink

  2. I actually understood that…guess those grad courses paid off….

    Thanks for posting this…it's awesome!

    Gee 21 June 2009 at 7:47 pm Permalink

  3. I could understand most of them. Still working on the ones that are harder. It was quite clever.

    patsy 23 June 2009 at 9:09 pm Permalink

  4. This is hilarious…will be sharing this with our youth group… haha!!

    Tracy: 25 June 2009 at 2:55 pm Permalink

  5. Very good, I like it…

    Running Hoosier 3 July 2009 at 3:49 pm Permalink

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